Sunday, August 12, 2012

The Horny Bastard

I roam this great land,

in search of cooler sands,

Charged the huge, great wide divide

In search of life, in which I can not hide.


This is who I am, this is what I do

I stick out like a soar thumb,

But then, of that you always knew.

I speak in tongue tied wales, screetching and grunting

Crushing the snales.

I’m bigger than you’ve ever imagined,

Gentle is not a thing I can fathom.


You might call it a stigma, this mark of the beast

It gets me into trouble, yet allows me to feast

Intimidation rules, when I charge - all out

But it’s not really “me”, yet it’s what they make it about.


I’m just a sweet, humble guy

A vegetarian even,

I get hot very easily,

Hence an obvious heathen!


Look past what you see,

This grey, that’s a part of me

You want me to smile big,

Well that’s the sort of thing you just can’t fix.


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